Deep apologies to the Asian subscribers who were waiting for the blog at midnight. I know you only subscribed to the blog to get something fun to read while going to bed, but last night, I was unable to follow my routine. So sorry that you had to search for something else. But the thing is, instead of reading the same-old same-old what happened during the day, you'll get a great entertaining story about the night that was one of the craziest indoor adventure I ever had. So, I'm posting this right now (in pieces because it's lo-o-o-o-ng), and same will be followed for tomorrow.
(US & UK, I don't know when you guys read it anyways, as you people always comment at random times. And that's the major
crowd I suppose that's reading this. As far as other countries are
concerned, I don't follow the globe that well to figure out where the page-views are being tracked to. All I see is the count and comments, and I that's all that keeps me going on writing. You all have been wonderful fans to read this whenever you get time, and also great friends to comment solutions and suggestions to the problems that I face. Really, you help my life lot. (Thank-you smile.)) I cannot believe I, being such ordinary person, have so many global followers. Makes me feel almost famous (except that you don't know my name. Anyways,) Let's begin the crazy night experience!
With no one to control the environment, I knew it's gonna be a long day today for me coz I'm gonna be cleaning the apartment the whole day. I knew my home was gonna be an after-apocalyptic sight with all these monsters scheduled to be coming at night. I reached home from office around 08:00 last night and started cleaning up the place, which went totally in vain though, because in the first hour of the games, the place had turned worse than it had been. It all started around 09:00 when Tushar and Pooja broke in first, with some coke and chips. It was Pooja's first time at my place, but I told her to wait for the tour until others arrived.
"Payal ain't here yet?" she asked.
"No," I replied. "She's out having dinner with some office friends and will be coming in late."
"Office friends, or office friend?" asked Pooja with a wicked smile.
You remember Payal, don't you? The one with the irritating over-possessive new boyfriend. She also has a crush, who works in her office. Though they are floors apart, they keep riding the elevators without any reason just to chat up without letting anyone know. Jes! Just go out somewhere and get a room, I had told her. Anyways, she likes this guy a lot and wants to do stuff with him, but in a controlled environment. (Lol, these girls, you never know what they think. They don't know what they think!) The wickedest thing is, she had saved her boyfriend's phone number with the name 'boyfriend home' and there's this other number by the name 'boyfriend office.' Now you would think that those are the numbers of her boyfriend, but it's actually: 'home boyfriend' and 'office boyfriend.' I couldn't stop laughing when she had shown it to me. This girl is just so awesomely twisted.
Tushar was already in shorts, dressed for the night, but Pooja had come directly from home. So she was wearing all casual clothing and stuff and brought a bag. She had told at home that she would be staying for the night at her girl friend's house because her parents are out and she is afraid. Hey! I'm not a girl, and I certainly am not afraid! ...But whatever gets you here. Tushar collapsed on the bean bag and began his irritating 'texting when there are friends around' habit. Pooja snatched the cell phone and threw it on the sofa far away and we knew Tushar is too lazy to get up and go pick up the phone. Pooja took out her jacket and threw it on the sofa too. And I saw that as the beginning of the apocalypse that my house was gonna go under. I had just cleaned everything up and the mess had already begun to make its presence felt.
I was sitting on the couch too, and Tushar and I were facing the computer, watching an episode of Cheers. Never go for movies during night outs, it gets boring after some time. Always stick with some sitcom TV series. That's what we always do. It stays fun and enjoyable, and still gives friends time to talk. So there we were, watching the show, and suddenly the frame turned black for a second when the scene was changing and reflected on the screen was Pooja taking off her pants behind my couch, secretly.
"Hey! We started strip-poker already?" I yelled (without turning, obviously! I'm not sick! If it weren't Pooja, maybe... (Lol))
"Shut up," she laughed.
"There are 2 other floors and 6 other rooms you can use to change! Just go anywhere!" I said.
"Why take the effort? One's too lazy to be turned on, and the other cannot have sex. I don't even have to say- we're all adults here. Coz you both are too old already," she laughed.
After two seconds, I recollected the sentence and retorted, "oye! What do you mean- can't have sex. Say- I won't have sex! I can fuck the brains out of you, alright!"
"Yeah, but the curse is not lifted yet, right?" she laughed again.
I sulked, "bitch." And she kept giggling.
The bell rang. "Must be Kandy and the group," I figured.
As Kandy, Sumit, Abhishek, Tanya and Priya came up the stairs, the sofa got filled with watches, more cell phones and accessories, belts, bags, jackets and other clothes... My heart poured out for the house. "I'm sorry," I pleaded to the room. And soon enough, everyone started changing in that very room. There are other rooms for fuck's sake! Lazy asses.
While these people chatted up and got in the form with each other, it took a while, after which Kiran, Payal and James came too. I couldn't believe she brought James (the office boyfriend) to our group's night-in! We didn't know the guy. But, oh, well, I didn't mind... as long as they didn't wanna book my parents' bedroom.
People had brought ample amount of "chakhna" material to get the night to go smooth. There was Smirnoff and Kingfisher (or Budweiser, don't remember) on the table but I preferred not to drink this night, coz I had keep balance of things and vodka always gives terrible headaches in the morning, and I never liked the taste of beer. I tried whiskey for the first time this month and I liked that, but then again, some girl drunk all of it from my glass at the party and I hardly got to feel the taste.
One of the bottles was finished and so, the game was ready to be started. Sumit placed the bottle in the center of the room, while Payal started fixing everybody's location around the bottle so that it's a fair game. We kept a blank space for Neha.
"Alright, ready to play?" I yelled out loud.
And everyone cheered in resonance.
I went to the middle of the circle formed and planned to start the traditional game. I span the bottle real hard and it went on spinning for more than 10 seconds! I quickly went back to my position, meanwhile the curiosity built up too hard as to who was gonna be the first victim.
The bell rang. Neha had finally reached, just in time. I went to unlock while the bottle was still rotating. I went down and got Neha inside. Man, she still looks so lovely! Her collection of party-wear clothing always turns me on.
"You look ravishing tonight," I gasped at her and smiled.
"You look alright yourself," she replied.
Wow, what a compliment. I look alright. I was in seven heavens! (Sarcasm!)
We started chatting on our way back to the room, where people were standing, snickering at us.
"What?" we both asked.
They pointed at the bottle. I looked at it and got it. I couldn't stop smiling. What were the chances!
CONTINUE HERE:
http://ooh-yea.blogspot.com/2012/12/the-game-2-<password>.html
People had brought ample amount of "chakhna" material to get the night to go smooth. There was Smirnoff and Kingfisher (or Budweiser, don't remember) on the table but I preferred not to drink this night, coz I had keep balance of things and vodka always gives terrible headaches in the morning, and I never liked the taste of beer. I tried whiskey for the first time this month and I liked that, but then again, some girl drunk all of it from my glass at the party and I hardly got to feel the taste.
One of the bottles was finished and so, the game was ready to be started. Sumit placed the bottle in the center of the room, while Payal started fixing everybody's location around the bottle so that it's a fair game. We kept a blank space for Neha.
"Alright, ready to play?" I yelled out loud.
And everyone cheered in resonance.
I went to the middle of the circle formed and planned to start the traditional game. I span the bottle real hard and it went on spinning for more than 10 seconds! I quickly went back to my position, meanwhile the curiosity built up too hard as to who was gonna be the first victim.
The bell rang. Neha had finally reached, just in time. I went to unlock while the bottle was still rotating. I went down and got Neha inside. Man, she still looks so lovely! Her collection of party-wear clothing always turns me on.
"You look ravishing tonight," I gasped at her and smiled.
"You look alright yourself," she replied.
Wow, what a compliment. I look alright. I was in seven heavens! (Sarcasm!)
We started chatting on our way back to the room, where people were standing, snickering at us.
"What?" we both asked.
They pointed at the bottle. I looked at it and got it. I couldn't stop smiling. What were the chances!
CONTINUE HERE:
http://ooh-yea.blogspot.com/2012/12/the-game-2-<password>.html
